So, during the COVID pandemic in 2020, when things were real bad outside and I was still doing virtual schooling for eighth grade, my mom and I had a big schism over my grades. During that time we were living at my mom's friend's house in Port Washington-a beach town in Nassau County, Long Island-and things had gotten so sour between the two of us that we'd go days without speaking to each other, a habit of ours which we still haven't quite grown past yet. The aforementioned friend of my mom's had a live-in South African au pair named Neo who we both clicked with because the three of us accounted for the only black people in the house (and the rest of the town, damn near) and Neo acted as a mediator to help us simmer down and talk things out like adults. This in-fighting was pretty serious before her intervention, though; my mom confronted me about failing a class and dismissed me from her bedroom by saying "Go be a failure somewhere else". I've neve...